The sexiest cocktails

ORGASM

You know what they say: Even when it’s bad, it’s still
pretty good.

1/2 ounce Irish cream liqueur
1/2 ounce amaretto
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur

1. Fill a cocktail mixer with ice.
2. Add Irish cream liqueur, amaretto, and coffee liqueur.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into a shot glass.

Cheers,

BLOW JOB

Makes Monday morning’s break room recounting of Friday
night a lot more interesting.

1/2 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce coffee-flavored brandy
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur

1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
2. Add vodka, coffee-flavored brandy, and coffee liqueur.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into a shot glass.
5. Top with whipped cream.

 Cheers,

BUTTERY NIPPLE

“The lady will have the linguine with white clam sauce
and a Buttery Nipple.” Who says chivalry can’t be fun?

1/2 ounce butterscotch schnapps
1/2 ounce Irish cream liqueur

1. Layer butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream

Cheers,

SCREAMING ORGASM

This is why the neighbors in the next apartment giggle
when they see you. The walls have ears.

1/2 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce Irish cream liqueur
1/2 ounce amaretto
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur

1. Fill a cocktail mixer with ice.
2. Add vodka, Irish cream liqueur, amaretto, and coffee liqueur.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into a rocks glass.


Cheers,