The sexiest cocktails

ORGASM

You know what they say: Even when it’s bad, it’s still
pretty good.

1/2 ounce Irish cream liqueur
1/2 ounce amaretto
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur

1. Fill a cocktail mixer with ice.
2. Add Irish cream liqueur, amaretto, and coffee liqueur.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into a shot glass.

Cheers,

BLOW JOB

Makes Monday morning’s break room recounting of Friday
night a lot more interesting.

1/2 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce coffee-flavored brandy
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur

1. Fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
2. Add vodka, coffee-flavored brandy, and coffee liqueur.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into a shot glass.
5. Top with whipped cream.

 Cheers,

BUTTERY NIPPLE

“The lady will have the linguine with white clam sauce
and a Buttery Nipple.” Who says chivalry can’t be fun?

1/2 ounce butterscotch schnapps
1/2 ounce Irish cream liqueur

1. Layer butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream

Cheers,

SCREAMING ORGASM

This is why the neighbors in the next apartment giggle
when they see you. The walls have ears.

1/2 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce Irish cream liqueur
1/2 ounce amaretto
1/2 ounce coffee liqueur

1. Fill a cocktail mixer with ice.
2. Add vodka, Irish cream liqueur, amaretto, and coffee liqueur.
3. Shake.
4. Strain into a rocks glass.


Cheers,

TOP TEN MARTINIS

ORIGINAL MARTINI

Simple, classic, elegant. Your dad definitely wants one.

Make it a double.

1 1/2 ounces gin

Dry vermouth to taste

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add gin and vermouth.

3. Stir.

4. Strain into a martini glass.

5. Garnish with an olive.

   Cheers,

 VODKA MARTINI

Drink of choice for a certain British secret agent. Order

this, and you have a license to swill.

1 1/2 ounces vodka

Dash dry vermouth

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add vodka and vermouth.

3. Stir.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

5. Garnish with an olive.

DUSTY MARTINI

Ideal for long walks with the son of a preacher man.

2 ounces gin

Dash dry vermouth

Scotch

1. Fill cocktail shaker with an ice cube.

2. Add gin and vermouth.

3. Stir.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass rimmed with

scotch.

5. Garnish with a lemon twist.

IMPERIAL MARTINI

Drink this and watch a magic crown appear above your

head. Really!

 

3 ounces gin

1 ounce dry vermouth

1/2 teaspoon maraschino liqueur

4 dashes Angostura bitters

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add gin, vermouth, maraschino liqueur, and bitters.

3. Stir.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

 RUDE COSMOPOLITAN

This one has a surprising bite, as if Jose Cuervo took a

wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up in your glass.

1 1/4 ounces tequila

1/4 ounce Grand Marnier

Juice from whole lime

1 ounce cranberry juice

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add tequila, Grand Marnier, and juices.

3. Shake.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

 

GOLF MARTINI

So, this must explain golfer’s fashion choices.

4 ounces gin

1 ounce dry vermouth

4 dashes Angostura bitters

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add gin, vermouth, and bitters.

3. Shake.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

5. Garnish with an olive.

PRINCESS MARTINI

She’ll feel like royalty when you present Her Highness

with this libation. Make it a double and she just might

knight you.

1 1/2 ounces vodka

Dash strawberry liqueur

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add vodka and strawberry liqueur.

3. Shake.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

5. Squeeze slice of orange over the glass and drop in.

PALM BEACH MARTINI

A favorite among wealthy Florida socialites.

3 ounces gin

1 teaspoon sweet vermouth

2 ounces orange juice or grapefruit juice

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add gin, vermouth, and 

orange juice or grapefruit juice.

3. Shake.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

ICEBERG

A nice accompaniment to your Titanic viewing parties.

Garnish with Kleenex.

2 ounces gin

Dash white crème de menthe

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add gin and crème de menthe.

3. Shake.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

5. Garnish with fresh mint.

SMOKY MARTINI

They say smoke gets in your eyes, but this goes straight to

your head.

3 ounces gin

1/2 ounce dry vermouth

1 teaspoon scotch

 

1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Add gin, vermouth, and scotch.

3. Stir.

4. Strain into a chilled martini glass.

5. Garnish with lemon twist.

 Cheers,